Marquess: Just pay the ticket and pull out of here, and we can come back and talk to this man. stop guessing! I could have told you where it was 45 minutes ago. Mike: The one at the Mandalay Bay? Pigeon: There isn't one at Mandalay Bay. Mike: The one at Imperial? Marquess: This is just insensitive. Mike: The one at the Sahara? Pigeon: Oh, no, I'm banned from that one. ![]() Marquess: Okay, if we're gonna keep talking, we should get out of line. Yung: Well, if banned from the casino, how can he gamble again? Pigeon: I know a game, a little more private. Yung: You mean, like, God? Mike: No, not that fairytale stuff, honey. Is Magic Real? Mike: I have been through some real hard times, and to get through them, I believe that there is something out there. ![]() Mike: But why? Think rationally, Michael! Marquess: Stop saying "rationally", 'cause you don't know what it means. Mike: And that chip is making me kill astronauts! Marquess: Nope, I guarantee there's no chip in you. Marquess: Nope, the government didn't do that. The government has implanted a chip in me. Mike: But now it's coming back and it's focused on astronauts! Marquess: Rage down. Mike: But I replaced that rage with love. Mike: I used to be filled with so much rage, I wanted to kill everyone. Mike: So why am I killing astronauts? Marquess: Work through it. for me to be heavyweight champion of those worlds, too. Because when I became heavyweight champion of the world, it was my dream that an astronaut might take me to other worlds. Mike: Do I have anything against astronauts? No way. Mike: I've killed 10 astronaut, Marquess. Pigeon: Really? When did that happen? Yung: A few years ago. Yung: Oh, my God! Pigeon: You know, at least he beat Neil Armstrong to something. Pigeon: Well, he can't because he's dead. Heavyweight Champion of the Moon Mike: Wake up. Let your freak flag fly, R2-D2! Beep beep! To the Mystery Mobile! Yung: It's Yung. Yung: Yang? Mike: I'm proud of you no matter how you choose to live your life. It says "HELP ME", see? Mike: You do not need to hide who you are, Yang. And number two, who is it that needs our help? Yung: That's the mystery. Number one, if you can read computer code, it means you're a robot, and if that's so, you should have come to me and told me that earlier. Mike: So deaf people have no language? Wow. Marquees: I think you mean braille, and that's for blind people, not deaf people. What if I went blind? I can't face life if I'm blind! Oh, yeah! I'll rely on my other senses! I'll rely on my sense of humor! I'll say shit like, "So what if I'm blind? At least I don't have to look at your ugly face!" Ultimate Judgment Day Mike: OOO! Yung: What's it say? Mike: Just "OOO!" This mystery sounds fun! Marquees: It doesn't say "ooo," those are zeroes. Marquess: You know what? Fuck you! Mike: That's it, team. You basically turned him into you, except he's not a closeted homosexual. He's no fun, he doesn't party, he doesn't beat up random people. Pigeon: Why are you still here? You got what you wanted. ![]() And that's not how you talk around a young lady. Yung: Well, I think the most obvious mystery to solve is who is my mother and why did she leave me on Mike Tyson's doorstep when I was a baby? Pigeon: Probably because she didn't want you. And you don't know anything about relationships, you little home-schooled weirdo. ![]() Yung: You deserved to be turned into a pigeon by your wife, because you're disgusting. I mean, I have an actual interest in solving that mystery, unlike, every other one. Season 1 The End Pigeon: Maybe, before we take on the next mystery, we solve the mystery of figuring how to turn me back into a human being. 1.6 A River Runs Through It Into a Heart Of Darkness.
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